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"Try the Hucklebuck Shuck It...best HJ in town."

"This is the BEST car wash anywhere. I have trusted all of my cars here for over 14 yrs. Have never been let down. They do a FANTASTIC job."

"This place may seem like a "dive" but the food is really good. Good old fashion food and great prices. Breakfast is the best. Like walking into a time machine."

"Keep your eye out for a guy named Palka. His real name is really Thomas F Wilson, the star of the 80s smash hit "Back to the Future". Be careful if you ask for an autograph, he may yell at you."

"If you wanna slip the "canoli" to some divorcees with the fake titties, stop in. You will be in heaven. Oh yeah, try the veal!"

"DIE YUPPIE SCUM!"