Kenneth Ryan James

"If you're on a diet, abandon all hope."

"Getting soft pita with hummus is so much better than the pita chips that come standard."

"Didn't know you could take almost whole pizza off buffet to go by using the plastic lids to your salad container."

"Fish and Chips do not mean three fish nuggets and limp string potatoes. Do it properly or don't do it at all."

"Buffet is slim pickens"