Kevin Hail

"Here's a tip. Avoid me after one of my muscle shredding sets. The train of my manliness may sweep over you as a I walk by and leave you disoriented."

"Here's a tip: Get a new President."

"Here's a tip. Don't even try to unseat me as mayor. And have a nice day."

"Make sure you follow the services live on Youversion, while you're in attendance. Interactive polls and sermon notes."

"Whatever you do, don't be a hero and try to make it "as spicy as possible". The chef takes that as personal insult and will try to kill you with exotic death spices."

"Mix 1/2 Creme an 1/2 Black Cherry at the soda fountain. That's why I'm talking about!"