Jeff Kwiatek

"It's a good thing when your waiter laughs maniacally, right?"

"High prices, surly staff, decent selection. There will be no reason to come here once Whole Foods opens."

"New library < old library"

"Talk jive with the secretaries in Student Accounts. They love a laugh!"

"Great service, nicest people in the photo business. The used lenses are also a steal!"

"Keep wasting your money, idiots."