"Try the spicy, tasty, wide, flat noodles with crunchy, fresh vegetables in their Pad Kee Mao. Yum!"
"About once a month, they throw out an empty MSG barrel. Literally. A barrel."
"Try the brunch special! I did and look what happened... (see pic)"
"Vegetarians, have mac & chees + creamed spinach and you will be sassified!"
"Try the chicken club sandwich... Two chicken breasts on each! It. Is. Righteous!"
"Try the beef BBQ sandwich. It's excellent!"