Christopher Sturz

"I can taste Jesus' love in every pepperoni!"

"Avoid the vanishing rooms on the third floor. It takes a week for them to reappear and the parallel dimension it sends you to involves tap shoes."

"The pajama rack isn't really there. It appears to be there. In fact, you can even touch it. But it most definitely isn't really there."

"Be careful to avoid the third hallway on the left. There's an anomaly that I haven't figured out yet and it could be dangerous."

"Don't get trapped in the vanishing rooms on the 3rd floor. It'll take at least a week for them to reappear."

"The greatest hangover food to ever grace the face of this island Earth."