"Thursday nights are hopping at Minibar with a $xx premium bottle service special instead of the regular $xxx price. Message/text me for details and to get on the list."
"Try the chicken coconut curry with the same wide crispy noodles used in the panang curry instead of the golden noodles. Can you spell d.e.l.i.c.i.o.u.s?"
"The best Waffles in Chicago, hands down. Nice atmosphere, great food. Must visit!"
"Monday nights are open gym for badminton from 6:30PM to 9:00PM. Bring $7 and come play!!!"
"Ladies, listen up. Come in on Friday nights for a word-of-mouth only girls night out!"
"Reserved Thursdays are the best deal in Lakeview for you vodka drinkers. Text/message me to reserve a table for bottle service for your minimum group of four. You won't believe the price."