Alvin Wong

"The soda machine keeps track of all your choices and sends them back to Coca Cola. Free marketing data!"

"Very friendly staff. Nice and cozy bank."

"They have soy cheese by request."

"It must teens smoking pot Fridays. We passed three groups of teens. All smoking pot."

"Fried light!"

"They sell plants with Aphids! We bought a $15 Bansai and returned it the following week. The shop keeper eventually refunded my money."