Courtney Reimer

"WARNING: DO NOT COME HERE IF YOU WANT TO HAVE ANY OF YOUR LIFE REMAINING. The service was laughably slow and incompentant -- until they charged us for two items they accidentally brought us..."

"It's called Calexico Carne Asada for a reason -- the meat is cooked perfectly. Get the tacos!"

"Jean will do a mean bikini wax -- and by mean, I mean actually not very painful at all. Thorough, too!"

"You MUST have the mussels. You think you've had mussels, but you haven't until you've had the perfectly cooked, perfectly garlicky mussels at River Deli."

"Some may disagree with the slow pace of the service, but the perfectly prepared seafood makes up for it. Order the cioppino and be prepared to use the cracker to get your meat. Yum."

"Surprisingly un-terrible coffee for an otherwise standard breakfast joint!"