Nathan Boyce

"If you see Amber in the meat department. Make sure to remind her to wipe the finger prints off the meat case. She's always more than happy to help"

"Jam band sucks. Sounds a lot like silverware in a blender......4 guitars.....who does that......"

"Half the people here need to take a bath. # IhateWalmart"

"Left hook is a bitch to try and block"

"For some unknown reason, the fountain pop machines smell like B.O."

"If he invites you into his basement, make sure you leave the lights on. Some things shouldn't be left to the imagination"