Mark M

"Say you know kung fu."

"Pub food is good, but service can be glacial. Easier to grab your own silverware, malt, and drinks. This might be a training issue."

"Anybody that thinks their tacos are better than taco bus is unqualified to speak on the matter. Maybe better than taco bell."

"A sports bar that thinks it's Irish because it sells 'authentic' Killians."

"Get the margarita lime cake if they have it. Key lime pie meets a freight train of sugar goodness."

"Don't drink the water."