Dan Panic

"You seriously four-squared the HRF?"

"If you call ahead, expect at least a half-hour wait for your food but it's worth it in the end."

"This is the best teriyaki joint in Tillicum. Make no mistake."

"Bathroom code: 9274"

"Bacon cheddar potato wedges are where it's at!"

"To reduce your chances of developing various cancers, you should avoid licking the walls."