Jordan Klass

"Don't forget to leave a big fat tip."

"I ordered a beer, and I had to remind the dumbass 15 min later. Stupid people work here. And I thought I was the stoned one."

"Don't come here with an angry girlfriend. She will spoon-feed you hot sauce and fire in the canyon."

"This place reminds me of Jersey Shore. Gym, tan, laundry, then off to club ventis to bro it up."

"Like the ventis downtown, the beer selection is good, but expensive. Service always sucks. Full of dipshits, frat boys and bro-steppers."

"Steak and eggs are bomb. So is the coffee. The waitresses are so friendly, and the regulars here crack me up everything. I love this place."