"This is the original... have a couple of frozen strawberry margaritas - just right. What is it I usually have to eat? Can't remember. Maybe just one margarita next time!"
"Try fusion vodka drinks and interesting non-barfood. Grab a private Karaoke room with friends. Go on Mondays for the shortest wait for a vintage bowling lane."
"Best people watching place in Austin. Look for free parking by the back gate on Robert E. Lee. Stay in water for a good 20 minutes, then sit out in the sun. Nothing is more rejuvenating!"
"Get the T-Rex omelette, add a gingerbread pancake (big!) and perhaps some "humorous" wine :) Check out Pandora's next door while waiting for your table. Browse SoCo shops afterwards."
"The original cupcake trailer... try the Michael Jackson or Red Velvet. Kick back and listen to some live tunes while you eat."
"Legendary hole in the wall bar... try the chili the first time - get the mildest. $5 burgers on Tuesday nights - worth the price!"