"After 10 on Sun-Thurs, it's bogo. That's a deal."
"Haha, just happy I could make you mad! Sorry I checked into somewhere that says house. Who knows, maybe I might be at my house... I could even be your neighbor!"
"Get the best Mexican tacos or fajitas. Both are really good!"
"Free wifi? Yes, please!"
"Good home, but watch out for the mayor. She will beat you up!"