Alex Baker

"Oh my gosh, worst food ever. Tino's Mexican Restaurant was much better."

"If you see a worker with a scorpian tattoo on her neck behind the counter, leave. She does not value yours or her own time."

"@rosezanna Kroger is telling you to try a better beverage."

"This check in is terribly unsafe."

"The employees seem to be all disaffected youths, like dead bumblebees strewn across the lawn, they are not very attentive."

"Ignore the tip about Laura's amazing waffles."