Nick Iacurto

"Bloody Mary, bloody hara-kiri."

"Moustachio is here... 'nuff said."

"It's Le Roi Du Smoke meat with hipsters and a DJ. Feels like 70s Quebec at a brasserie. To be clear: it's good."

"Carlo and Malika... I left a key under the third chair at the bar. Next time you're here, retrieve the key, fly to Bali, and await my instructions on what to do next."

"Do you make Old Fashioned's? No. Can I get a Maker's on ice? No. Ok, how about a Negroni? Uh, what's in that?"

"Good looking place. Let the bartender know you're ready to order a drink with a left hook or by complimenting his mustache. There's really no other way to get their attention."