Todd Hill

"If you have the ability to send your mail ANY other way, including the pony express, do so, this is the absolute slowest post office in the country."

"Here's a tip. Have an appointment or you will be waiting for a very, very, very long time. If you can go anywhere else; do it!"

"Carl; would you like to make a covenant with me?"

"It's good to be the king!"

"Get the seat in front for some of the best people watching."

"Flowtime"