Superstar

"You're not allowed to sit anywhere and read anymore. Spend your money elsewhere in protest."

"Worst salad ever. Hard chicken, soggy croutons. Two bites and I was done with it. I hate to waste money and suck it up, but this was disgusting. Pass pass pass pass pass. Don't do it!!!!"

"The cookies n cream topping is cray"

"Greatest burger on planet earth. The best tasting dead animals around. If anyone on here says otherwise they're mental, have poor taste, and a low IQ."

"Cakes, cookies, and cupcakes are spot on. Whoopie pies are whack though. They use marshmallow for the filling, wha?"

"Ppl crap on the service, but they need to realize that its only one server for the whole place. Stop being so needy. Food is always awesome btw. Healthy, fresh, and always generous portions"