Jackie McMillan

"Worst store in the history of the universe. Can’t even manage to ensure there are trolleys for customers to use. Lazy, unhelpful staff. This man had been waiting so long he has lost the will to live."

"I think they just scammed me - fuel more than 10cents/L higher than anywhere else. Car has 42L fuel tank - they claim 46.21L went in. Avoid!"

"Love the smoked labne & the burghul rehydrated with lamb juices. You also need to try the tequila-based cocktail: unique and oh-so-easy to drink more than one of... *hic*"

"Booked a test drive, told car not there (bait & switch?) & only other car of same model they "didn't have the keys for" so could only "look from the outside". Kept waiting 20 mins to hear this. Avoid!"

"Sturdy shoes, many stairs. Ask about water levels May-November - was knee-deep in July 2015."

"Coffee good. Food a triumph of hipster aesthetic over flavour. Promised so much..."