"Hog & chick. The bomb.com"
"Fabulous architecture. Check out the restored peacock staircase."
"Speed and friendly service are obviously not on the menu here."
"This the nicest Whataburger you'll ever visit. The staff is super friendly, your order is always correct, and its always super tasty. They do it right!"
"You'll have to fight the urge to jump behind the counter and help. With no knowledge, you could do a better job than these hacks. Dave Thomas must be rolling in his grave."