Avi Muchnick

"Contrary to popular belief and questionable marketing methods, there are no skeeball games available here AT ALL."

"Don't be confused by the terminology on the menu: Hot dogs are actually made out of cow."

"There is an easily-accessible dumpster in the back where they throw out perfectly good half-eaten meals, if you are in a hurry and want to avoid the hefty bill."

"Although they claim to be a 'middle eastern restaurant', they are actually located in Queens, NY."

"Not quite as sexy and modern as terminal 6, but a MAJOR upgrade to Terminal 4."

"Resident Evil's infamous buzz saw scene was filmed in the kitchen and is mounted inside. Ask the maitre'd if you can pose with it for a photo and they (usually) will give a free bloody Mary."