Sam Bennett

"Guaranteed 2 nights disrupted sleep a month while someone's alarm goes wild at 3am for a couple of hours. Hopefully they're being robbed otherwise it's a lot of noise for no reason"

"Thursday night flight on Virgin Atlantic is the way to go for Heathrow - almost never fully booked"

"One of the finest stations to hang around at pointlessly when your train is inexplicably cancelled/delayed/missing in the country. The waiting area with a capacity of 3 people is sublime."

"Stay out of my fridge"