AKB

"The noisiest airport ever filled with people who act like they’ve never been on a plane before or heard of personal space (not the locals, they’re fine)."

"Sister hotel to Jardin Del Eden. Come here for lunch."

"Something for everyone, great food, generous portions. Will be back."

"Avoid at all costs. If you’re reading this after you pulled into the parking lot just walk over to the Waffle House"

"Really nice accommodations and stuff but the guests are mostly weirdos."

"All due respect and respect is due but the housecleaning staff here is like a paramilitary org so don’t get in their way"