Karl P

"This place is deserted. About half the restaurants are gone."

"If you order a plain sandwich, you have about a fifty percent chance of getting everything on it."

"They are frequently sold out of items on the beer menu. Have a second choice ready when you place your order."

"Your tax dollars at work. Welcome to the home of welfare baseball."

"Note: no continental breakfast at this hotel."

"Not enough staff for the lunch rush."