A. Martini

"Bottomless drinks not really worth it."

"Fries suck, same with the burger. Better off going to Wendy's across the street."

"Some customers complain about too much cream cheese?? Brooklyn Bagel heard you because this is the 3rd time I get a bagel with a slither spread. Stop wining! Need more Jalepeno Asiago now!"

"The young fat female Thai worker is really grumpy and bitchy."

"Buy one get one half off on sandals sale going on now."

"Get to school by 8:10am if not the door monitor will slam the door in your face at 8:11 and your kid will be on the bench of shame. No tolerance for late parents."