"their buffalo fingers are free if you order seven bud lights"
"after one o'clock if you are in the only person here you can have them play adult movies on the tv"
"If you get served corn quickly throw it on the ground and get a free drink"
"their bathroom has a secret door in the second stall leading to a secret second restaurant that opens at 10pm on weekends"
"free beer with the purchase of pizza and mussles"
"they are now accepting credit cards!!"