Nathallie Tejeda

"The bench by the door is pretty rickety. I think it might just be for show, but I'll sit in it anyway!"

"Don't mess with the lady at the front!"

"Careful with the water fountain!"

"Call Patrick, the evening manager, for a good time!"

"In the downstairs girls bathroom, the fifth stall from the door has a bad sensor... It likes to flush every 30 seconds or so...."