Frank S

"Excellent nurses and doctors here. Huge rooms, and the food isn't even that bad. Make sure you fill up your iPad with TV shows/movies beforehand, though, because they have itunes blocked on the wifi"

"If you opt-out, they'll grab your gamecock."

"Everything here is delicious. Also, while it may be tempting, never remove your Arepa from the pocket-bag. It'll end up all over your pants."

"Lunch buffet is where it's at. Only paid $20 for 2 lunch buffets (all you can eat sushi)!"

"This place is amazing. Great beer selection, guru staff (knowledgeable++). Only place I've ever been where the bartender tried to talk me out of a pint b/c it didn't meet his standards"

"If you have a beard, give Emerson (Bengal tiger) some space--he will size up the men in the tour/volunteer groups and mark his territory. If you see the tail go straight up, get out the way fast!!"