Lady Mule

"Use the new devices at table to request service or you will wait forever... And order in English at your own risk -_-"

"Dear Starbucks, nice try attempting to recreate the Latin Guava pastelito but you Failed!"

"Best Facturas in Miami!!! And believe me I've tried all. True native Baker, even better than some in Argentina itself!! Must try and repeat..."

"!!! Keep walking... Even though you are in a tourist trap, there are better options. But it's hit or miss. Good luck."

"Park in the street if you shop late here, Avoid Garage. Its now $10 flat rate after 10p..especially If you enjoy shopping here right before closing since its emptier & more organized-"

"Beware: English is clearly Optional here...ugh!!!"