Brandi Tape

"They won't allow me to get lobster mac and cheese to go. Wtf?! I was trying to place a $100+ order and was turned away. You can only get it for done in. Ridiculous."

"Checkers is almost always on point. If you're like me and are fresh out of fucks... try the fries, spicy chicken sandwich, buffalo wings or the chocolate shake. Do it... they make it fresh and hot!"

"Baby shower!"

"It's crowded as shit on fridays"

"If you see me and it's a week day send me home. If you see me and it's the weekend buy me a stoli raz and soda!"

"I want to bathe in the chicken vindaloo!"