Michael Orlando

"As the former mayor i suggest trying the dates wrappen in bacon at this joint. Also take a gander at the worlds biggest bathroom in the basement next time you find yourself at this humble abode."

"Awesome sandwhiches. Get procuitto, sopressata, mortadella and mozzarella with red peppers and balsamic vinegar."

"Great thai here. Get number 44."

"If your gay, have aids, and like clubbing baby seals while giving a reach around to a spider monkey than this is the place for you."

"Boris k, the mayor of dorsey crossing hq, enjoys getting sizzle chested by big greek men."

"A fierce battle for mayor seems to be ensuing at this establishment as dave goes below the belt and swipes control away from his wife while she is busy child rearing."