Jesse Keckler

"I don't know about Richard, but this was easily the worst lamb I've had in Iceland. The potato that came with it was pretty good though."

"Very nice staff, comfy beds. Goat that looks evil."

"Can we go back to pre-9/11 security now?"

"This is what happens when companies don't have competition."

"The chicken potstickers (dumplings) are so good that you'll crap yourself over and over."

"It's fun to stay here. You can hang out with all the boys."