Amy Benfer

"Hot on the case of the abstract private dick."

"It was fun. But it's not what I would call quality sci-fi."

"Stargate isn't just a TV show. It's a history of politics, philosophy, religion, and ethics."

"This is my problem with you. You try to talk to me when I'm trying to watch TV. And not just TV! Movies too!"

"See Wallace Shawn, dressed in a leather apron, recount the "wonderful carnal pleasures" shared with a nubile lass who, alas, is also a thief (who, naturally, stole his heart)."

"Stargate is like us. The aliens are like the Republicans and MacGyver is like the Democratic leader. He's always right but no one ever listens to him."