James Burnett

"Don't listen to Ryan. Streak and Cheese is the way to go. It's one of my most favorite things in the work."

"Decent. Get the McFrappes. Those are among the only things you can't go wrong with. Never ask for them to take off anything, or they will get confused and screw up."

"If you're going to swim, saturday afternoons and the middle of the day on weekdays are the best times."

"Lap swimmers can be assholes. Instead of kindly asking me to switch lanes, this one guy grabs my arm and starts talking about how he remade the ymca of oakland and deserved my respect."

"It's very pricey, but everything was good quality, and the people working there know what they're talking about."