Jacob Hewett

"Mrs. Delatore is better. i should know, I was in her class last year!"

"Sorry if this is spam, but thx GS for the cheap prices! got Modern Warfare 2 and CrackDown 2 for only 30 bucks! Also got YDKJ for the PC for only FIVE dollars? Winning."

"Do not listen to the critics about Duke Nukem Forever. the game is awesome! The critics are crying about the graphics (?) while the guys on forums say that the game is hilarious. Also, thx gamestop"

"Get the chips and the wraps for a quick and tasty lunch"

"Pointless advertising: if you like rpgs and fps games go get Fallout 3 or Vegas. Worth the fifteen bucks"