Timmy Bananas

"The bar service here is sad."

"Don't bother holding it because your bladder will burst by the time they get around to cleaning out a cup for you to fill."

"This McDonald's is fantastic. The staff is attentive, engaging, and friendly. The restaurant is always clean and the food is always hot. I don't normally crow for McDonald's, this one is different."

"The dog comes wrapped with fries. Don't bother ordering "a dog and fries" because they'll give you another order of fries and you'll spend a couple bucks you didn't need to."

"I'm usually a huge fan of Culver's. I stopped in for lunch at 10:10 and was treated to shitty attitude about the place "technically" opening at 10:30. The sign on the door says 10:00. Won't be back."

"The best bar in the Chicago suburbs, hands down. Incredible beer selection downstairs, chill lounge upstairs with a great range of whiskey and martinis if you're classy. If you're in St. Charles..."