beth baldwin

"Don't pick the vegetables or flowers here. We work hard on our plots and it sucks when the tourists and office workers help themselves to our veggies!"

"It's actually just "Saint Elizabeths" now. Also, not possessive with a 's because of a mistake in the stone carving when it opened."

"Check out Tigerflight for AWESOME handmade pillows from recycled sweaters! On the north plaza on the weekends"

"Cash only!"

"I've been going here for 12 years. please stop bringing your gross, runny children and ruining the place"

"if you get a skillet specify how you wAnt your eggs. otherwise you'll get cold, runny over easy eggs. bleh"