shirley cooper

"Go on a Saturday afternoon when you can hear noisy families, children's parties. Be part of a party without being invited. Have a lamb shank while the kids throw balloons around you."

"Have a meal with apple pie"

"Go on Monday Evening and have a go on "Open Mike" with Des on Organ. Choose and old time Irish song"

"Have a cup of coffee with interesting sugar"

"Have prawns with dip, followed by Macaroni Cheese"

"stay overnight, Tuesday and go to a business breakfast next morning"