Sable Schultz

"Notice how the tips calling the location unsafe are predominately made by white people? Freaking hipster bigots. If you can't handle being around poor people or PoC get out of the neighborhood."

"A place to watch gentrification in action."

"I really wish they would remove the ink stock slips when they are out of stock of an ink package."

"Why do I keep coming to this place? Really, you can't give me a refund for the air machine because you didn't have a "no power" sign?"

"Don't bother coming here if you are ever looking for soy French vanilla creamer."

"Bring a cell phone with you into the bathroom. You never knew when the timer on the lights is going to run out."