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"Gay men everywhere!"

"Awful! Although the facility is big and beautiful; it seems as though it is run by a bunch of fascist neighbors. What kind of dog park puts up a sign asking owners to keep their dogs from barking?"

"Amazingly friendly staff"

"Don't forget to tip your barber!!"

"Columbus, Ohio: Where fun goes to die"

"Buy the annual pass to save money and time. $44 a year versus $5 per visit for Lake County residents. $120 a year versus $10 per visit for non-residents."