"Try their famous ciabatta bread, or one of their great sandwiches or soups for lunch!"
"Ask for the "adults only" room if you're going for a romantic dinner...there's no pole in the room (sorry guys!), but you won't be interrupted by Little Johnny running rings around your table, either!"
"It's Friday, 8/13, but you'll have great luck if you order the square plate special in the cafe - pork medallions, garlic mashed potatoes and broccoli - yummy!"