Morgan

"Why does this place smell like ass?"

"The water is so brown! The toilets are stained brown! Everything is broken! I'm scared! Mommy help!"

"Accidentally left my change on the bar on a slow night, the bartender was mad sleazy and kept it. Thanks for being a decent human being, had he returned the cash I would have left him a generous tip."

"My burrito was awful, half of it was warm the other half was ice cold! The girl behind the counter put wayyyyy too much guac on and it was an exploding mess, just go to Santa Fe if you want a burrito!"

"The people who work here are god awful, they're rude and they don't even know what half their shit is or what comes on it."

"Haters to the left cause this haunt be trippin!"