Jem

"Piss poor service. The teens working here obviously DO NOT want to be here."

"Don't let him touch you."

"Yes, we know the drill about the meatballs. But have you tried IKEA's gooey chocolate mousse? Seriously the most underrated item on their menu. Grab some before they increase prices, AGAIN."

"Have you tried Coffee Bean's latest frozen yogurt offerings? It's time you did. Order up a cup of banana caramel froyo - it's tart, sweet and perfect."

"Don't miss the legendary Sunday brunch at the Greenhouse. The oyster and cheese selection alone are worth the bill."

"Tea junkies, snuggle with a cuppa Earl Gray tea and order up a quartet of melt-in-your-mouth macaroons. Enjoy. Rinse and repeat."