Paul Blore

"The smooth jazz is a little intense."

"There are 8 people here. One waiter is just standing there. Only the gods know why I'm not being served."

"Don't go to the pregnant bartender. You probably won't make that mistake though, because she will be doing the best impression of somebody NOT working you've ever seen."

"The best entry point is at Washington and Prospect. You kind of have to walk through someone's driveway though."

"Turns out they have great music in Friday nights. Bring a faggle and own the dance floor!"

"Be prepared for the sound of geeky fanboy teeth sucking."