Parker

"Try the rum drinks!"

"The Glock I rented was way off. Laser sight proved it."

"Don't leave your drink laying around. Bouncers at night grab it as soon as you put it down even if its full and when you complain asking for it back they ask you to leave. Worst customer service ever."

"Next time park across the highway and snowshoe up the obvious cat trail to Skyline Lake for an afternoon. You can also camp overnight and park for free in the lot. Gorgeous views from above the lake."

"Service can be slow so ask if you're in a rush. Order the Asian Pear Slush while waiting."