Patrick McPeak

"The sooner you admit defeat, the better."

"The cashiers are always backed up and it takes forever to get what you want."

"Saturday/Sunday mornings are really busy. Come a little later, after 3 for a late lunch!"

"Heart has 10 condoms for a dollar in the basement. Sweet deal!"

"Cheap beer and pizza. The perfect campus watering hole!"

"Mike is the man. If you get enough bagels here, he'll remember your order and when you walk up he'll say "usual?" Places like this are a dying breed."