Nate Andrew

"I had to wait 20 mufuh minutes until my order was taken. Triflin."

"Dear Parents, keep your f***ing children sat down without them running all over the place like maniacs please? Thanks."

"For being a Chicagoan, I was very impressed. The pizzas are more like char-grilled flatbreads, in contrary to the deep-dishes I am used to. The condiments MAKE the pizza. Absolutely delicious."

"Never put your shoes on the rug, always use the hot water, and don't forget to change the channel from MSNBC to Fox. Mwahahaha."

"Do yourself a favor and go inside. Drive-thru takes too long because there are too many f#%king cars"