Melissa

"I'm that n****, boy they love me in the streetsI'm not tryna find nobody else to beatI'm the one they come to see because they allBelieve me. - bahn mi from Ba Le"

"This gem of a retail store encapsulates the true essence of what ratchet means quite remarkably. If I make it out alive, I'll be partaking in a major soul cleansing as soon as I escape these doors."

"Lomo, medium. Chimichurri. Death by juicy meat. That's what she said. Stop it."

"Their gelato is actually made in heaven by God and delivered by His angels on an hourly basis. It's okay though, you just finished your intense workout at Xsport. You deserve this."

"Tetris tournaments are run here daily in their 7x9 ft parking lot. The winners get to go inside and workout."

"It's been a rough day and I'm ready for a healing. Lock myself in my room, light a candle, turn the lights down now, cue Marvin Gaye, smother my face with Buffalo Joe's."