Matt Rollo

"Doesn't match catalogue specials and overall ridiculous mark up on most items!"

"The password for the Internet is not gold! The only way you can get free Internet from these cheapskates is to be a platinum or gold Marriott rewards member!"

"When you read your fortune cookie, add the sentence "... In bed" to the end, it always provides a great laugh!"

"Free High speed wifi for hotel guests is actually up to 550kbps, however be aware than you're likely to get speeds of 55kbps during the evening."

"I can hear the people in room 309 having sex... Geez lady quieten down!"

"I didn't get a cookie :("